This is me from now on in the Spiegel
The Spiegel is haunted and I wish I was dead.
aatrunko: mypatronusisadoe: Why hello life. i literally went into labor in rehearsal i screamed so loud
FUN FACT: I am comparing Don Juan in The Trickster of Seville to “The Wedding Crashers,” because it’s funny when pompous assholes lie to women so they can bang them. Sue me.
Slumber Parties with Elizabeth and Kira
mypatronusisadoe: welcometoross: Yes. ASAP. Please. Ok, goodnight. If this doesn’t happen I will go on violent angry rampage on campus where I rip the leaves from branches of trees and refuse to pay the fine. oh my god. i cannot stop laughing. what is my life!!!
mypatronusisadoe: heykirahey: Don Juan has a magical penis. That dude was a playa, and you know what they say, don’t hate the playa, hate the game. So just because he was up to his neck in poon and loved the ladies, his ass should get killed by some dead dude? Fuck that noise. I say give that man a medal, it’s hard out there for a pimp. If I was Kolb, I’d give you an A forever. You’d never...
Don Juan has a magical penis. That dude was a playa, and you know what they say, don’t hate the playa, hate the game. So just because he was up to his neck in poon and loved the ladies, his ass should get killed by some dead dude? Fuck that noise. I say give that man a medal, it’s hard out there for a pimp.
I never truly say this, but I need a cig right now. Someone text me.
If you don’t make up your mind, someone else will do it for you.
If you're a guest of a person no one likes, at a...
everydayalittledeathstar: mypatronusisadoe: Just saying. I love that all the drama majors liked this post. At least it was a fun party, pre-mirror smash.
This is my entire Kolb paper. I wish.
(we had to write a paper on whether we would consider “The Trickster of Seville” a comedy or a tragedy) Yes, this play could be considered a comedy. It’s silly and silly shit happens. Mistaken identity is a characteristic of comedy. The only tragic aspect of this play is that I could not read it for the life of me. It took forever and every time I read, I would keep falling asleep....
Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands? Close your eyes and trust it,...